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  • dioburandou:

    zolro:

    I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”

    image

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    justintimerblake:

    you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers

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    tupacabra:

    mom: *knocks on door*

    me: just a second don’t come i—

    mom: image

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    hellahickey:

damn
    
nature & vintage blog
    s0ulalien:

cabinporn:

Ranger cabin on the Wonderland Trail near Indian Henry’s hunting ground in Mount Rainier, Washington.
Contributed by Catherine Johnson. More photos here.

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    bagellie:

    benefits of being friends with me

    • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
    • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

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    cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

    omidspissedoffcat:

    my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

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    paragonikathryn:

    falstafff:

    i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
    think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

    This is genius

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